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    Quote Originally Posted by twisted.angel View Post
    Bumpety bump.
    This pretty much describes our alliance. We're pretty a bumpety bump alliance.

    Epicness isn't even a word, so I'm not sure why anyone is ever going to join us. Alone, forever alone.
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    You should get someone with the game name 'Frodo' to join your alliance...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aidan952 View Post
    You should get someone with the game name 'Frodo' to join your alliance...
    The search begins...
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    YAY people call me lamb for short!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lamborgini15 View Post
    YAY people call me lamb for short!
    Mmm, now all we need is Mint sauce...

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    Can I jin ur allince? I git 20 halbreaders nd thrinty liders. I weel keel every1 just aks me.

    I want 2 b a mimber ov Ericness! Pleeeeez say yesity!
    Leader of Team BSK-1975 on EN1

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    Not to seem rude, but please don't try to send me any forum messages, my inbox is full and will stay that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldrick View Post
    Can I jin ur allince? I git 20 halbreaders nd thrinty liders. I weel keel every1 just aks me.

    I want 2 b a mimber ov Ericness! Pleeeeez say yesity!
    Well thats more than most of us have, your in! Please donate 10 stone & 10 wood each month

    Welcome to Epicness Ricky

    I will add you to the christmas shindig list. Red or white?
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    Quote Originally Posted by deepfriedcat View Post
    Red or white?
    Rite blah blah blah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam4 View Post
    JOIN US

    EPICNESS - the greatest (and worst) alliance on UK1 are now recruiting. I say that but really we've always been recruiting. We're a 2 year old alliance, which more than anything makes us angry and bitter at nearly everyone.

    Anyway, if you are not on UK1 then you will probably never have heard of us for a good number of reasons, which include:

    - Our aggressive style of play; no mercy, death to all, etcetera etcetera.
    - Our suicidal tendency to not support our own players. If you can't survive on your own, then you ARE actually very welcome here, we just won't ever support you (demons don't make for very good defenders).
    - We have no pacts or NAAs (except for the 7 we currently hold - you're all amazing).
    - Our leader does a great job but is often away scuba-diving in the North Atlantic - so there isn't much direction here.
    - Me? Well I am personally an avid reader of Business Insider, and have a paraffin addiction.


    The Alliance

    We have maxed out all our alliance perks. Yes, including support speed (although as I have already pointed out, we tend not to bother). We do love the donation bonus especially, that is certainly our favourite perk - more wood inside the alliance is always a good thing.

    We are level 61 in regard to glory (sorry, I meant 31), we are 3rd in the rankings, and our alliance forge is at a 'reasonable' level which I wont specify as I would have to boot myself for passing out information to the enemy (all you lot).


    What can we offer you?

    It's not about that though is it? It's about how many demons you have.


    What are the rules?

    - No swearing. And that includes words like 'bum' and 'blast'. (E.g. 'Oh blast!' Would get you put on probation for life).
    - Listen to the generals - they were all chosen out of a hat and deserve your respect.


    For some reason I am not quite feeling persuaded, anything else Sam?

    Actually yes. If you don't want to listen to me, listen to this guy - http://prntscr.com/2zffqb


    Lastly

    If you don't join us, our demons will be at your doors VERY soon. (Currently recruiting demons from barracks... time frame uncertain).


    With love, from Epicness
    what if someone misspelled gum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldrick View Post
    Rite blah blah blah
    Deep I've heard of this guy before, he's a trouble-maker. We don't want his sort in Ericness (see he's got me at it now! ). He'd work his way up to leader, change the alliance name to Baldrickness and then we'd never get a moment's peace!

    Quote Originally Posted by williamandarbel View Post
    what if someone misspelled gum?
    I would imagine that they would land themselves in a rather sticky situation.



    Any more farcical and delusional applications to join an alliance which is clearly too awful for any of you pumpkins?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam4 View Post
    - No swearing. And that includes words like 'bum' and 'blast'. (E.g. 'Oh blast!' Would get you put on probation for life).
    Unless you are totally joking, then you've killed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Porky View Post
    Unless you are totally joking, then you've killed it.
    Oh yes, says the town drunk! Unless you're providing the booze we don't want your kind around here!
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    Hi sam

    love you xo
    deepfriedcat @ EPICNESS en1

    Hold my beer, ive done this before



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    Quote Originally Posted by deepfriedcat View Post
    Hi sam

    love you xo

    love you too deep xo
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    GAAAAYYYYY

    Seriously though. I don't want any more people joining. Stop looking at this page, go home everyone
    deepfriedcat @ EPICNESS en1

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    Quote Originally Posted by deepfriedcat View Post
    GAAAAYYYYY

    Seriously though. I don't want any more people joining. Stop looking at this page, go home everyone
    Deep don't dishearten the kind people you grumpy old sod! They have a one in a million chance of getting in but at least let them have their false hope!
    Sam4 - Leader of EPICNESS @UK1

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    To the top
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    Epicness now recruiting. Contact Me - twisted.angel, Sam or Deepfriendcat for details

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    Do you have wings? Maybe Rareness and Ordinaryness would be good names? Whatever you do, don't get one called legendaryness, or even worse, uniqueness, you'll be in trouble.
    Leader of Team BSK-1975 on EN1

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    Quote Originally Posted by williamandarbel View Post
    what if someone misspelled gum?
    BEST post ive ever seen

    Give this guy a cookie
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    proud founder of The liberals on UK server currently general

    contact me if u want to join us


    our recruitment page:

    http://en.board.goodgamestudios.com/...age-(UK-server)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PJboi View Post
    BEST post ive ever seen

    Give this guy a cookie
    We don't deal in cookies here. If your alliance wants to go all black market so be it - but don't bring any of those chocolate chipped delights anywhere near me!

    Quote Originally Posted by Baldrick View Post
    Do you have wings? Maybe Rareness and Ordinaryness would be good names? Whatever you do, don't get one called legendaryness, or even worse, uniqueness, you'll be in trouble.
    My good sir your naming ability is the best I have ever encountered! Do you work professionally or is it more of a hobby? I could use a man of your talents... and I pay handsomely! Unlimited choccy buttons and free use of the level 3 alliance forge would be but a small part of your fantastic salary!
    Sam4 - Leader of EPICNESS @UK1

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